Oh man, food reviews

THE KFC BOXMASTER:






I ate this recently. I couldn't tell you what it is. It's not a wrap, like the picture suggests, nor is it a burrito. It's firm, like a toy brick (r they even real?), and highly unstable, like a work experience kids first big mac. The bbq sauce is really tart, like an old plum, and the outer blanket far too leathery. The overall effect is like pouring the insides of a burger into a boiled shoe, and taking some bites. I give it a 5/10.


Oh, and the really creepy thing is that it is the spitting image of GRANDMA FROM THE DINOSAURS!